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WE'RE WINNING-
and then we aren't again.

Our commentator was great. He was like "Well, we're looking for the left hand side of the scoreboard this year" and we got it. Proud of you, Blue boys.

BUT IRELAND.

I WANTED YOU TO WIN AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE US 12. WHAT KIND OF A NEIGHBOUR ARE YOU?

I was expecting more than 1 point from France as well. That's our next best thing to an actual neighbour.

"1? We built a tunnel to your country" Oh Graham Norton.

Is it just me (and my flatmates) or did Denmark say "I will fuck you" when they got 12 points once? :/

Oh, and my new favourite country is Bulgaria. Thanks for the points.

Lena got better looking this year, although she gained a hideously distracting tattoo.

And what even was Moldova. I have no words.